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Jan 20, 2021

Hey, Heifers! Welcome to my Life Sabbatical. I have officially left my corporate job of three years without having another job lined up. Some of you guessed that this was my Secret Life Project so extra points to you! I can’t begin to tell you what a wild ride it’s been leading up to my last day. Today’s episode...


Jan 13, 2021

Hey Heifers! Since I am clearly v enlightened and one with the Universe, I took it upon myself to provide you with 30 minutes of relaxation that doesn't focus AT ALL on the current state of affairs. There are a few times where it pops up due to my stress but on the whole? A totally solid meditation. Well, aside from...


Jan 6, 2021

HAPPY NEW YEAR, HEIFERS! I’m BACK. Today, I’m going to go through 2020, what I learned, etc. etc., and then just list some loose hopes for 2021 (I’m not foolish enough to expect anything ha ha ha hasdkfjasfd). I also mention THE SECRET LIFE PROJECT. I should be back on my regular schedule now so I PROMISE I’ll...


Dec 23, 2020

GASP! Could it be? I uploaded on a WEDNESDAY?? It's a Christmas miracle! Now that the special is over, I wanted to gift you with some of the bloopers we had while slapping this cursed thing together. I hope you enjoy it! Stay safe and be well this holiday season, Heifers!

Moo,

Elaine

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Due to the global...


Dec 17, 2020

Due to the global pandemic, Elaine finds herself spending Christmas alone with her dog, Fern. Suddenly, Father Time of 2020 swoops down and kidnaps Fern so he can continue his nefarious plans to make 2020 not only the worst year but to make it last forever! After a miscalculation, Elaine finds herself trapped in Frost...