Dec 23, 2020

GASP! Could it be? I uploaded on a WEDNESDAY?? It's a Christmas miracle! Now that the special is over, I wanted to gift you with some of the bloopers we had while slapping this cursed thing together. I hope you enjoy it! Stay safe and be well this holiday season, Heifers!

Moo,

Elaine

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Due to the global...

Dec 17, 2020

Due to the global pandemic, Elaine finds herself spending Christmas alone with her dog, Fern. Suddenly, Father Time of 2020 swoops down and kidnaps Fern so he can continue his nefarious plans to make 2020 not only the worst year but to make it last forever! After a miscalculation, Elaine finds herself trapped in Frost...

Nov 25, 2020

Happy Thanksgiving! I truly believe in the power of positive thinking and gratitude. But I also truly believe in the JOY and DELIGHT in a fun bitch session. Thus, I give you this episode: a list of my most pressing complaints. Shoutout to Ariana Grande for the iconic phrase "thank u, next."

Feel free to skip around...

Nov 20, 2020

Hello, Heifers! I’m cranking away on some life things and the Christmas special, so to save my brain (and soul) I decided to rerelease one of your favorite episodes, “What I Wish I’d Known as an Anxious, Depressed Teen.” When this episode first dropped, I had so many of you reach out and talk about your own...

Nov 12, 2020

Time Stamps

00:00 Welcome! Election week was stressful and I’m glad it’s over. I will miss the rando texts from supporters for campaigns asking me multiple times a day about who I’m voting. It made me feel loved. <3

01:49 I’m still in an anxiety womp-womp. I feel v awkward going into stores and...